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THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT

by Terry Bisson

"They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."

"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."

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Thoughts on Meat

Socratic Dialogue . . . . with a Steak

Mike Nelson: Steak, why is there you?

Steak: I simply exist. There is no why.

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RIP consumating.com

Sadly, things come to their inevitable end. If you’re looking for me, here’s how to get a hold of me.

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email: jonathan@fiveisrightout.net

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i didn’t own a ladle

Despite the fairly massive amount of cooking equipment I own, it occurred to me that I had no ladle. Fortunately, a quick trip to the restaurant supply store fixed that, but it was still strange to me. How have I gotten along all this time without one?

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